I only just realised that farting is allowed

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  1. fat

    fatalbert Well-Known Member

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    For years I've hidden my uncontrollable farting behind coughing fits, etc. Now I hide my coughing behind farts. Funny how things turn full circle.
     
    fatalbert, Jan 22, 2021
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    I went to massage Laura's feet the other night and she cocked her leg and farted.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Jan 22, 2021
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    fatalbert Well-Known Member

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    Is Laura your Spaniel?
     
    fatalbert, Jan 22, 2021
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    No she's feral :D
     
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    ha ha 3 opening posts worthy of any sitcom, ha ha quality work
     
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    fatalbert Well-Known Member

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    What like a wild hamster?
     
    fatalbert, Jan 22, 2021
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    im lol at wild hamster, imagine having one hunting you down in back garden ,oh **** run its the wild hamster arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
    red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
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    You sound like a well-matched couple. I assume you both ticked the box for Farting on the online dating agency's Hobbies & Interests form. :)
     
    Old Goat, Jan 22, 2021
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    I used to cup my hand fart in it and throw it in her face.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Jan 22, 2021
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    You old romantic.
     
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    let 'em out mate. Loud and proud :D
     
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    ha ha, old goat is on fire, imagine :)
     
    red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
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    hamster.jpg
     
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    I scratch between my legs and go, "smell my co ck" too. She tries to hide under duvet but I tickle her into submission. Then she does the same with boob sweat.
     
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    this was a deleted scene from the sound of music,I think,Julie Andrews could not produce enough sweat
     
    red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
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    I'll have to tune out now. Any more and I'll not be able to eat my lunch.
     
    Old Goat, Jan 22, 2021
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    I guess you'll be having that old Yorkshire favourite, Muffberger" for lunch then?
     
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    The dog ?
     
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    Fur Burger.
     
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    No Laura :)
     
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