I love Barnsley

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Very much doubt the 85 year old man was complaining
     
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    If he was a customer in the spectacle shop he probably didn't see it anyway..
     
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    "Is that Right Said Fred outside?"
     
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    Slightly confused they looking to extend opening hours from 11,30pm to 2am how many optictians are open between these hours. If the old bloke was buying his new specs between these hours no wonder he coped a eyeful of the ladies assets.
     
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    Just booked my eye test
     
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    They are wanting to extend the hours but also wanting to allow music to be played outside the bar and to allow people to buy alcohol and leave the premises.

    I think the objection is more about them playing loud music outside and the drunks taking their drink with them up the arcade. If theyre already acting like drunken yobs now it will only get worse if they're allowed to be outside
     
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    Said man been back to opticians every day last week after complaining saying his glasses don’t quite fit him
     
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    I might switch from Specsavers to the spectacle shop if they’re open from half eleven at night to two am…

    Though their exception is likely about the extension to licensing conditions rather than hours - music and an off-licence as well as on-licence I believe
     
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    His wife says “ Who’s this fancy woman ?
    Well Barry !”
     
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    Was the breast jiggling seen before or after the chaps appointment? Makes all the difference.
     
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    :D:D:D
     
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    I'm due an eye test
     
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    Bite the bullet, give non food & drink retailers good deals on empty glassworks units and turn that entire arcade into a proper night time/food/drink area. Be class.
     
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    What's the largest cup size you can see jiggling?
     
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    They are funny adverts, a lot better then most,some stupid adverts on tele these days.
     
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    Yeah, but I don’t think that would change anything as folk wander up and down the arcade anyway. They probably should rope off an area just outside or something like other bars do.
     
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    that's not a bad idea, you could have the outside space then too.
     
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    Get them out for the drunks ehh lol.
    Whatever next in Burnsley taarn!. :eek:
     
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    Last I'll say on this most interesting of topics...
    Breast Jiggling should be a new Olympic sport
    Spectacle shops should sell real ale
    Pubs should sell spectacles
     

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