How to cook the turkey!

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    ian2000 New Member

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    HOW TO COOK A TURKEY. First, buy the turkey and a bottle of whiskey. Pour yourself a glass of whiskey and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more whisleys of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 whisks of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey! yur walcum!! HAPPY SOMETHINGMAS...hic
     
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    I was looking for cooking instructions!!

    Looks good to me!!
     
    barnsley66, Dec 16, 2011
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    You're supposed to be at college!!

    Flipping students!!:D
     
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    Re: You're supposed to be at college!!

    Sounds better than Jim Royale's turkey
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    It sounds a wonderful cooking idea

    I'm all for it!:D
     
    JLWBigLil, Dec 16, 2011
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    Re: You're supposed to be at college!!

    I AM at college!;)

    (Student life is hard :p)
     
    barnsley66, Dec 16, 2011
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    So you're going to be drinking with all those nubile, young ladies?

    Jammy so and so!:D
     
    JLWBigLil, Dec 16, 2011
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    barnsley66 Well-Known Member

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    Did that Wednesday night mate!!

    Some won't speak to me - I don't know why!!:eek:
     
    barnsley66, Dec 16, 2011
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    You rogue!!

    :D:D
     
    JLWBigLil, Dec 16, 2011
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    Re: You rogue!!

    I'm so ashamed!!;)

    Speak to you later.
     
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    Okay tiger

    Don't forget your satchel!
     
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