I was once the "Bold Slasher" in a Barnsley Road Infants production. I wish I could slash boldly now.
I once played the back end of a donkey in a pantomime and the front end let rip in my face as we were strutting our stuff.
I was a Shepherd in the blockbuster Nativity at Richard Newman Infants - vomited violently before the second performance and had to be replaced.