Half Time Ratings

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Walton - 0/10 - Hes obviously been on the **** all morning
    Williams - 0/10 - The worst of 2 Terrible Williams we have at Oakwell
    Ludewig - 1/10 - Just giving him one point because he isn't Williams.
    Anderson - 0/10 - Back to being w4nk
    Sollbauer - 2/10 - Miles better than Anderson but still pants.
    Mowatt - 3/10 - 3 points for effort. Looks like hes had a few pies with his pints this morning
    Thomas - 1/10 - Sometimes he looks brill, others he looks like a 15 year old girl playing Misters football
    Ritzmaier - 0/10 - Never been a footballer. Cant pass, can't run and can't dribble. Might as well have that statue of Colston out on the left wing.
    Woodrow - 0/10 - A fraction of Pre Covid Cauley.
    Chaplin - 0/10 - Touch like Jeffrey Epstein
    Brown - 1/10 At least hes tried to win a header when we aimlessly launch it foward.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Jul 4, 2020
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    pompey_red Well-Known Member

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    Far too generous.
     
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    Too generous
     
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    Nice one.

    Your Mowatt rating seems high to me though. It's another one of those games where he's smeared treacle on his boots and can't move like anyone else.
     
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