I’ve just realised it looks like I shagged a Pat 20 years ago, but I’m actually suggesting that I’m 20 years younger than the last person named Pat in the history of the name of Pat.
I got up this morning and have been selected to be given £2.4 million by a kind gent in America, just gotta let him have my Bank details and happy days
Will laugh if she replies, "sorry... i've been given the wrong info, i was meant to ask you if you had a father, possibly involved in premier league football around 20 years ago?" Might have a half brother old bean
Just imagine what you can buy with that. 3/4 of a Kieffer Moore Or 1 Liam Lindsay Or 1.5 Georgi Hristovs Or 2.4 million Paul Gibbs.