Funniest thing I've seen this year

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  1. SuperTyke

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    Everton player Enner Valencia is wanted by police in Equador because he owes child maintenance money.

    Got selected for the Equador team in a home game so was sneaked into the stadium without the police seeing him and then in the 82nd minute with police waiting pitch side he faked 'altitude Sickness' so that he could be taken off the pitch and straight into a waiting ambulance. The problem was that police were still waiting so the physio put him on a stretcher and loaded him onto a golf cart on the pitch and headed off at considerable speed straight for the ambulance with a team of police officers running at full speed after the high speed golf cart.
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    WTF
    Cant the police arrest all those who "assisted" him, I am not familiar with Ecuador law but surely blatent obstruction of the police in this way must be itself a crime

    by the way why are Everton employing someone who refuses to pay child maintenance and has skipped the country?


    -Do you have a link to any clips of the footage - sounds almost benny hill esque
     
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  3. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    I think 'full speed's was a bit of an exaggeration

    [video=youtube;zl9jJdA0oaA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl9jJdA0oaA[/video]
     
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    Riot police? For a child-maintenance dodger?? Not simply rushing over to a potential crowd flashpoint then??
     
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    What a knob he is (and those helping him) if this is true. He's so determined not to help pay for a child he fathered he would go to these lengths.
     
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    You found that funny? If it had the benny hill tune on it might be!
     
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    Agreed
     
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    A very half hearted chase by the police
     
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    True. Where's the Supertyke crusade on this one? :D
     
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    Agree 100%.
     
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