Even reporters from America are congratulating Leeds on promotion*

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    cornwall tyke Well-Known Member

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    * this may or may not be a parody(I'll let you decide)
    BREAKING: LEEDS UNITY PROMOTIZED TO THE ENGLISH EPL LEAGUE

    Like some killer whale cub who gets taken from its mom and thrown in some humongous tank to go do a bunch of tricks to make some mean guys some money but then befriends a teenage boy with troubles of his own who then helps him break out and go do some real neat jump into the ocean so he can go hang out with his mom and whale buddies, Leeds Unity have made it back to ocean of soccer awesomeness that is the English EPL League for the first time in a real long time.

    Their ticket out of the minor leagues was punched by their crosstown rivals, Uddersville, as the cow titty-named town's soccer franchise took a 2 to 1 W over Wes Brown's Albinos.
     
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