Elf on the Shelf.

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    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    #1 Deafening Silence, Nov 30, 2021
    According to my daughter, it's a breach of her civil liberties to allow a third party to report her behaviour to Santa.
    She also hasn't seen his DBS check.
    Woke snowflake kids these days...
     
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    #2 Redhelen, Nov 30, 2021
    Managed to avoid that one, wasn't a thing when my kids still believed thank goodness.
     
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    #3 Deafening Silence, Nov 30, 2021
    I'm starting to believe that it's for my wife more than it is for the kids...
    He shows up every year to deliver an advent calender each for the kids and generally annoy me.
    I did just write the letter from Santa that he brought with him though, so I'm at best an enabler.
     
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    #4 mansfield_red, Nov 30, 2021
    We've been banned from having him on the shelf in the first place without a full risk assessment and appropriate harness/tethering.

    Bloody elf and safety.
     
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    #5 Hooky feller, Nov 30, 2021
    They work for the National Elf Service.
     
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