Reyt l've got this. Did you switch it on after you plugged it in? Oh hang on, its a joke in'it? Bugger l had a reyt one lined up.
I once had to return a faulty bath to B&Q. I told the assistant, "Every time I try to fill it up, the water runs out of that hole in the bottom." She said, "Didn't you put the plug in?" I said, "I didn't know it was electric."
I know how to stop em working. Hate the things. Choke me and smell worse than whatever smell my mrs thinks she's covering up. When she's not looking I stick them in the bin LoL
If you didn't like that you'll hate this one... I offered the old lady next door a tenner for a go on her stairlift. She took me up on it I did tell you you'd hate it
Reight then, I have this problem with next duwers Dog, it keeps barking all day n all night so a mate at work told me to see if I could borrow it for a fotnight & get my own back, see how they like it.....blow, blow, tumble, tumble.