Did anyone see any strange light in the Sky on Monday night...

UFOs. Got to have been. T'was the invasion of the bodysnatchers again.
They came and replaced our entire squad with vegetable pods which hatched out never having seen a game of football never mind played any, turned up at Oakwell on Tuesday night having assumed the identities and appearance of footballers but without any of the abilities or skills. It was also the first time these vegetables had met. It is the only plausible explanation for that performance so soon after the Fulham game.