Not even puddle coverer? Pigeon s**t remover? Concourse telly switcher onerer? Car park attendant? Head of spellchecking? Surely he could one of those, maybe even have multiple skills to do more than one... though that would cost us extra and may be a deal breaker ;-)
Very well, Ian. Hope you and yours are fit and well, too? I remember Levein not playing with a striker when he was Scotland boss. Then, after Scotland had unsurprisingly lost, he refused to discuss the issue when questioned.
Ok... let me try again.... East stand stanchion painter? Paul Conways personal jacket selector? Matchday pitch flooder? Head coach sacking statement writer? Fanzone winter glove dispenser? Half time refreshment kiosk shutter closer?
Thing is mate, Craig did exceptionally well with us before the SFA stepped in and offer him the poison challis of the Scotland job. So really after he chose to leave us it has all been down hill.
What a frightful spoilsport.... ok... last attempt (though I reserve the right to be fickle and carry on til… well.... til whenever....) Cone stacker Molten pure tester Quality control inspector of flat pints Toilet tampon applicator checker Broken glass polisher Procurement officer for scoreboard magnifying glasses