Connor I'll sign on a free.

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  1. Stephen Dawson

    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Haven't played for twenty years, two left feet, bald and beer gut but I'm better than Max Watters with concrete boots on.

    Offers there. Nike football boots in wardrobe in spare room ready to go.

    Give me a tinkle. I could replace Stead as strikers coach when I'm not playing.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Jun 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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    Shepley Red Well-Known Member

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    Can thi hold ball up Stevie lad?!
     
    Shepley Red, Jun 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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    Can balance it on the ridge of my stomach and turn on a sixpence.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Jun 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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    But how many times can you roll when you dive to the ground mate? That's the most important factor
     
    Tyke The Tree-Frog, Jun 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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    Don't you mean you can turn on half a crown
     
    shed131, Jun 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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    We cant afford ya
     
    icer, Jun 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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    Sufficiently hairy backside?
     
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