Comedians who specialise in one liners. Anyone know who I'm thinking of?

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  1. SuperTyke

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    He's got glasses. Yeah I know it's not much to go on
     
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    Sarah Mac. That geordie lass. Is it her husband?
     
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    That's him. Gary Delaney (I googled)
    Cheers Loko, impressed you worked that out so quickly considering how crap the information I gave was
     
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    Gary Delaney ?
     
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    Stuart francis
     
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    Shenk did better than me. I only guessed his wife!
     
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    I guessed from your clue :)
     
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    Well I'm impressed with both of you. I could only remember that he had glasses on
     
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    Steve Wright -
    “What's another word for Thesaurus?”
     
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    I've just spent 20 minutes thinking that was a clever one-liner...
     
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    Tim Vine has got to be the best
     
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    A girl once asked me for a one liner that involved innuendo, so I gave her one
     
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    Is it the comedian that was booked for the titanic ?
     
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    I appreciate you have your answer but these are THE BEST one liner stand up comics. I've seen them all live and they really are brilliant if you like that sort of thing.

    Tim Vine
    Stewart Francis
    Gary Delaney
    Milton Jones
    Mark Simmons
     
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    milton jones was in my taxi last summer. he was on at Venue Cymru in Llandudno (where they hold the snooker, players championship i think) . top lad had a chat he is a big gooner fan. Because of the Venue i have celebs now again. in last few years carried Milton, Jamie Baulch, Nigel Havers, Sue Pollard and would you believe Omar porn star with a huge dick.
     
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    I heard he went down well!
     
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    What was Boris Johnson doing in a taxi with Omar?
     
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