I have a very embarrassing story regarding bedroom carpets. Before I got married my girlfriend (wife) used to stay over at ours on a Saturday night. None of this sharing a bed in they days. She got my mum and dads bed. Anyway I have a brother and he was in my bedroom so not wanting to soil mum and dads bed sheets we decided to get down to it on the bedroom floor. Almost reaching the point of no return did mum and dad not come home from the pub early. Mum right into the bedroom to hang up her coat and my white arse on full show. Hmm funnily enough nothing was ever mentioned. Embarrassment all round. Oh those were the days
