Can't wait for meadowhall to reopen next week

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by SuperTyke, Jun 10, 2020.

  1. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2005
    Messages:
    55,728
    Likes Received:
    29,864
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    All stores to have maximum capacities (makes sense) and automatic doors to all stores being locked when stores are at capacity, only being opened as someone exits the store and staying open till the next person has entered (again makes sense). But the fun part is no queues outside stores. Nobody will be allowed to stand still in meadowhall with the rule being keep to the left and keep moving.

    Want to go into a shop but find it full when you get there? Keep walking, do laps of meadowhall until you manage to time your arrival back at the shop with someone leaving it. It's highly likely you could have to make many passes of the shop before you time it right while others who arrive after you can just stroll in before you are allowed to.

    Let the games begin
     
    kiefer1912 and Donny-Red like this.
  2. Fon

    Fonzie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2012
    Messages:
    9,504
    Likes Received:
    16,273
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    My Mrs has one of them step counters and it does my box in. She often suddenly starts marching around the house before bed if she's short.

    Might just send her to Meadowhall every day.
     
  3. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2005
    Messages:
    55,728
    Likes Received:
    29,864
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Send her in and tell her it's important that she buys something from Poundland. In my experience that's the busiest shop in there so she could clock up a few miles
     
    Fishplate and Fonzie like this.
  4. Redstone

    Redstone Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 10, 2005
    Messages:
    16,170
    Likes Received:
    11,622
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley Dark
    The automatic doors make sense they have them at Aldi now. I can understand why they don't want any queues but I imagine the reality will be a little different. Personally I won't be bothering with pubs, restaurants and most shops while social distancing is in place, i simply can't be bothered.
     
  5. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2008
    Messages:
    40,155
    Likes Received:
    7,178
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Project Manager
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I didn't think it was possible to make a trip to Meadowhall any less appealing than it already is but I was wrong.
     
  6. Burgundy Red

    Burgundy Red Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2008
    Messages:
    5,169
    Likes Received:
    3,100
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Ninja (retired)
    Location:
    Somewhere between Heaven and Woolworths
    Style:
    Barnsley
    I've often commented that people who say "At least it can't get any worse" simply lack imagination.
     
    shed131, BobT, john coucom and 2 others like this.
  7. kestyke

    kestyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2005
    Messages:
    3,413
    Likes Received:
    1,691
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    In the chestnut tree cafe, waiting
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley
    Somewhere else for the oiks to go to. Give the parks and countryside a rest from their despoilment and littering. Trails of cans, **** stained wet wipes, takeaway boxes and tagged trees everywhere.
     
    Stephen Dawson likes this.
  8. Old Goat

    Old Goat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2017
    Messages:
    8,089
    Likes Received:
    14,968
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Sounds like musical chairs. It'll be a bloodbath every time the door slides open at the most popular shops.
     
    Stephen Dawson likes this.
  9. pon

    pontyender Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    10,783
    Likes Received:
    3,908
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Barnsley
    Home Page:
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Surely they've got to limit numbers to the centre itself.
     
  10. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    9,991
    Likes Received:
    13,520
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Dry buumer
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    No schools though. Makes sense.
     
  11. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2012
    Messages:
    29,862
    Likes Received:
    19,330
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Ballet Dancer
    Location:
    Hiding under the bed
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Another reason to renew the season ticket. I’d just run that as an advert.
     
    JamDrop likes this.
  12. Old Goat

    Old Goat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2017
    Messages:
    8,089
    Likes Received:
    14,968
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Old Goat's Essential Shopping Aids
    NEW
    £10.99 inc. delivery
    While stocks last.

    lucille.jpg
     
    MexboroughTyke likes this.
  13. thetykester

    thetykester Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2016
    Messages:
    11,440
    Likes Received:
    10,306
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Part time cleaner
    Location:
    T'Well
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    For me it can stay shut and crumble to the ground.
     
    t'owd man likes this.
  14. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2005
    Messages:
    59,684
    Likes Received:
    26,295
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    DB3K Towers
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    It's not going to be fun when they see how few people are going to visit there. High street and shopping centre retail is dead (especially high street). It was already struggling and now they expect people to turn their backs on online shopping, get back in to the habit of shopping in public and put up with all the silly restrictions.
     
  15. Mid

    Mido Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2006
    Messages:
    12,029
    Likes Received:
    7,387
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    You’ve not met my mum and auntie. They’d happily queue all day at meadowhall to do some shopping there.
     
  16. JamDrop

    JamDrop Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2013
    Messages:
    18,716
    Likes Received:
    19,689
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Leeds
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Lots of people like to just browse and go shopping for a meet up with friends and a look around. Like some go to the football mainly to meet mates and have a drink and a catch up and the football is secondary, a lot of people go shopping for a meet up and a chat (with maybe a tea and cake break) and the shopping itself is secondary. It's a place to go to get out of the house and then the hope of the shops is that people's eye gets caught whilst they are there and they buy something.
     
    Redstone likes this.
  17. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2008
    Messages:
    40,155
    Likes Received:
    7,178
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Project Manager
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Our lass would wholeheartedly agree with you. She's always telling me that I lack imagination.
     
  18. Tarntyke

    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2005
    Messages:
    15,126
    Likes Received:
    13,437
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Stairfoot, b4 famous rahnderbart
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    ‘Silly restrictions’ in another thread about Coventry City fans celebrating their promotion, you mention of a second spike of the virus in Coventry. Please feel free to clarify what you think public restrictions should be, and for what
     
  19. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2005
    Messages:
    59,684
    Likes Received:
    26,295
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    DB3K Towers
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I don't think the Coventry fans celebrating with no social distancing will result in a spike in the Midlands. I don't think the BLM protests all over the UK last week will result in a spike either. I think we are nearing the end of social distancing and expect it to be over sometime in August as figures continue to tumble. Another record low Wednesday today.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-uk-coronavirus-hospital-death-22167856
     
  20. Redhelen

    Redhelen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2018
    Messages:
    38,089
    Likes Received:
    44,582
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    I really hope that's the case.
     
    dreamboy3000 likes this.

Share This Page