I genuinely think this $hit is deliberate. it's perpetuating this wacky eccentric persona. some mad deflection technique. when what it should be doing, is highlighting in flashing neon lights, what an absolute weapons-grade cnt he is. it's not funny. at all.
From the days of getting stuck on a zip wire to combing his hair with a balloon to this. Publicity stunts to deflect from the fact he cant do his job properly.
I'm staying on a farm in the South Downs in Hampshire & there is a pot bellied pig with the same haircut as Johnson. The only difference is it knows what a "work party" is. I discussed it over a few cherry tomatoes yesterday. His insight into macro economic forecasting was blinding.