It basically says Tyketical Masterstroke will be the best looking, most erudite, articulate and sexually attractive poster on this board for the next 30 years.
Is it the sort of warning they give before Emmerdale Farm starts ... contains anxiety, distress, attitudes from olden days, scenes of violence, strong emotion, people eating meat, boys dressed as girls, sad Barnsley fans whining.
Still waiting to see what this 1994 prophesy is all about? Maybe the OP could explain? Leaving the EU? Worldwide pandemic? Boris Johnson being a ****? Farage's arse on I'm a celeb?