From the Telegraph news feed. In Africa a hippo swallowed a 2 year old child , a man spotted it , pelted the hippo with stones and the hippo regurgitated the kid! God knows what the child’s memories are going to be like!
Imagine in 30 years the kid sat in a pub telling his mates how he was swallowed by a hippo. It would be up there with the greatest most ridiculous stories ever.