to the many friends of mrs Tonjy who showered her with cards and gifts on the occasion of her birthday. Thanks for flowers, thanks for the perfume, thanks for the gift voucher and a very big thank you for the bottle of champagne. It’s times like these that make you wish that you yourself had remembered your wife’s birthday. Once again, thank you very f***ing much!!!
Funny you should ask Helen, I’m on my way to Curry’s now to buy her a new iron. That should do the trick!
We've all done it and the older you get the more you'll forget, good luck, if she aint got her back to thi t'neight all is well.