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    Just renewed my library books again. Some great reading:

    Hidden Secrets In Your Bathroom - Lou Rohl
    Why Sheffield Wednesday Are A Sleeping Giant - Dee Looded
    Takeaway Food And Your Health - Donna K Babb
    Getting To Grips With Your Golf Game - Fay D'Orslice
     
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    I hate these modern attempts to make Enid Blyton seem more relevant.

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    Mr Whippy has been found dead
    He had a flake up his bum, sprinkles on his todger and sauce on his nuts.
    Police think he topped himself
     
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    To whoever stole my hi-vis jacket and trainers from my car boot........you can run, but you can't hide.
     
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    What did the Tin Man say when he got run over?
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    "Curses, foil again!"
     
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    Hope the link works

     
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    What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 and never has 5.
     
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    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing
    our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for
    breakfast, wearing only the 'T'shirt that she
    normally slept in. As I walked in, almost
    awake, she turned to me and said softly,
    "you've got to make love to me this very
    moment"
    My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still
    dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day"
    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced
    her and then gave it my all; right there on the
    kitchen table.
    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned
    to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "what
    was that about" She explained,
    "The egg timer's broken"
     
    Lordtyke, Sep 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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