Made me laugh

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  1. scarf

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    Here's one from Alexie Sayle:

    The Americans and British have different works for the same thing:

    They say elevator we say lift

    They say president we say stupid psychopathic git.
     
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    FC United Of Manchester signed Wrong Shithole.

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    An Indian builder has fallen through the roof at a Lionel Richie concert.
    An audience member commented "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling"
     
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    Can she explain it to me please
     
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    Here’s one from Dermot O’Leary:

    I went to the bakers to buy a cake. All the cakes were £1 apart from one which was £2. I asked the baker why that cake was more expensive?

    He said “that’s Madeira cake”.
     
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    Copied off FB, not my ‘wording’
     
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    A case of 'take away the pain but leave the swelling '
     
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    Some dreadful spelling / grammar on memes. I do wonder if it's intentional or not, but it takes away from the joke when I'm saying to myself you mean "too" not "to" or "of" instead of "have".
     
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