The lad in the room next to me in hall of residence in Newcastle back in 1978 had a skinful one night and puked up all over his room. He thought it might be a good idea to sprinkle Old Spice round the place. The entire floor had to be evacuated...
touch of ambiguity here - either you've never met a woman who uses Old Spice or you're the one with the Old Spice and as a result no woman will come near you.
Brut, Hi Karate, Blue Stratos, Old spice = Ring O'Bells Corner Pin Channels White Heart. Oh, & the rest