Idea for a film.

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  1. StatisTYKE

    StatisTYKE Well-Known Member

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    #1 StatisTYKE, Jun 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
    The plot...

    A narcissist, racist, convicted felon becomes President of the USA. His aim? To end all wars and win the Nobel peace prize.

    His plan for peace....

    Supply a war criminal with more and more weapons and suggest genocide and ethnic cleansing is the way to peace. The war criminal leaps at the chance and goes about slaughtering starving people. Next the peace-loving duo go all out in an unprovoked attack on another country and drop massive f**k off bombs into nuclear plants.

    Anybody got Netflix’s number?
     
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    #2 Burgundy Red, Jun 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
    Working title: Agent Orange?
     
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    #3 Bazza, Jun 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
    Agent T#£t
     
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    #4 tingleytyke, Jun 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
    Football club tries to set the football league alight by buying ***** players on the cheap.
    They play in pink strip.. and the name of the film…. Pink Lint.
     
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    #5 Tonjytyke, Jun 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
    Nah,,,,,, nobody would fall for that!!
     
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    #6 StatisTYKE, Jun 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
    Or a Ted Lasso sequel…

    An American called Donald buys a northern football team.

    Big players MAKE A DEAL to play for Oakwell! Mr Rhinehaldo and Eric’s son! BEAUTIFUL PLAYERS!!! First season we win Champions of Europe cup. TWICE! ONE MILLION shots in the goal scoring zone!!! Flatbreads down 400%!!!! 300% tariffs on away fans!!! LOSERS!!!!!
     
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