Jack Shepherd

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  1. Skinner

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    Sormez sells Shepard for peanuts and signs a Peruvian lg5 central defensive left sided attacking right wing midfield goalkeeper who is injured for 3 years after a clash of tshirts with Connell during a Team building event.
    Shepard goes forth and rips up our league winning MOTM on 40 occasions.
    Sormez realising his mistake in January sacks Houriane before somebody notices how sh*te he (Sormez) actually is and immediately issues statement saying we're going to play front foot quick pressure type football once we find the right coach.
    Starmer immediately resigns....
     
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    The Scottish Premiership is ranked 43, while League 2 in England is 73.
     
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    Nope we need him, sod off. Thas no chance.
     
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    Mladen told Michael Fish, that there wasn't going to be a massive storm in the UK, in '87. :rolleyes:
     
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    Those rankings aren’t objective though are they? They’re just someone’s opinion.

    I’m not suggesting Rangers and Celtic are league two standard - they’re clearly not - but I don’t think Ross County and St Johnstone would be a big hitter in league one either.
     
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    What do we do when we find out he isn't top end League One standard? I'd hazard a guess Donovan Pines would be an absolute monster in League 2.
     
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    Ignore me, no he wasn't. I believe he was shortlisted though.
     
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    £500k! Thanks, chuckling at that one.
     
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    There aren't shortlists mate.
     
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    I don’t think anyone’s claiming he will be the answer to solving our defensive problems, no 1 player would be, but potentially he could have a role to play. I believe an experienced CB could help improve him. Not confident Robert’s could be that CB though. I wouldn’t sell unless it’s silly money because it probably would cost us to replace him anyway.
     
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