Just going through some old stuff on the computer and came across these anagrams. You can tell by the subject matter that they are of some age, and the .txt document I found them in would agree. David Ginola - Vagina dildo Teddy Sheringham - Teddy M1nge rash Ossie Ardiles - Ar$e is soiled Diego Maradona - O dear, I'm a gonad Tony Blair PM - I'm tory plan B Virginia Bottomley - I'm an evil Tory bigot Michael Heseltine - Elect him, he's alien David Mellor - Dildo marvel Dame Agatha Christie - I am a right death case The Metropolitan Police Force - I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop Benson and Hedges - NHS been a godsend Selina Scott - Elastic snot Mel Gibson - Big melons Gloria Estefan - Large fat noise Chris Rea - Rich ar$e Martina Navratilova - Variant rival to a man Gabriela Sabatini - Insatiable airbag Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below Evangelist - Evil's Agent Desperation - A Rope Ends It The Morse Code - Here Come Dots Mother-in-law - Woman Hitler Semolina - Is No Meal
Check these out I found online. Some corkers. 1. Kanye West…Sweaty Ken 2. Leonardo DiCaprio…Periodic Anal Odor 3. Justin Timberlake…I’m a Jerk, But Listen 4. Kim Kardashian…His Kink, a Drama 5. Beyoncé Knowles…Obscenely Woken 6. Kevin Federline…Evil Knee Finder 7. Amy Poehler…My Pale Hero 8. John Mayer…Enjoy Harm 9. Emma Watson…Team Womans 10. Matthew McConaughey…A ‘Catch Them Women’ Guy 11. Ryan Gosling…Sly Groaning 12. Bill Gates…Get Ill Abs 13. Jennifer Aniston…Fine in Torn Jeans 14. Angelina Jolie…Age Jail Online 15. Seinfeld…Snide Elf 16. Tom Hiddleston…Odd Silent Moth 17. Madonna Louise Ciccone…One Cool Dance Musician 18. Britney Spears…Presbyterians 19. Chad Kroeger…Orchard Geek 20. Lil Wayne…Wine Ally 21. Neil Young…Online Guy (Which is more than a little ironic.) 22. Eric Clapton…Narcoleptic 23. Clint Eastwood…Old West Action 24. Marilyn Manson…Manly Man? No Sir 25. Meryl Streep…Try Eel Sperm