Next Season

Maybe we're going to sign Raquel Rodriguez, the latino wrestler.

 

We're trying to get Michelle Rodriguez in on loan. Mladen Sormaz has looked at her stats on the spreadsheet and apparently she's fast and furious

 

Yeah but I thought she died in Resident evil 1.

 

This is the only Rodriguez we need. Imagine him with a mic at Oakwell.

 

The term "fire sale" has been widely misused in the past but I'd quite happily have one this summer. We need some statement sales to show the players that poor performances aren't acceptable. Obviously, it will be difficult to move some of these players on but I feel the bigger picture of improved commitment would outweigh any short term financial hit.

 

Yeah, I did think of that after I’d posted.

 

I'd definitely want him to stay if we did do pay as you play contract mate, but I think he's good enough where another club will risk paying him a weekly wage. Took his goal really well and actually of the outfield players, I didn't think he was horrendous like the rest...