Is this a risk I should take (lighthearted debate)

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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Apparently in order to secure some rear door action, my good lady is negotiating relationship commitment.

    Some would argue this borders on prostitution but she's claiming "ring for a ring".

    Is this worth pursuing. Debate.
     
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    What would finchy do? images (4).jpg
     
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    I hate the international break.
     
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    New lock on the rear door and block up the passage.
     
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    Think this thread should read, FAO Mr Dawson :D
     
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    Other rear doors are available.
     
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    The exit hole should remain an exit hole. No compromising. If she won't take it up the Khyber pass don't demean yourself by taking one for the team. Accept it, whack on some porn while she's out and move on.
     
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    Erm, I think he was referring to a wedding ring?
     
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    Yes!
     
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    The easy pink vs the difficult brown. Talking snooker here by the way. If anyone is watching in black & white, frankly you have no idea.
     
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    If that's your reason for getting married then don't bother.

    Get married if you love her (and want a party).
     
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    One ring to rule them all
    And in the darkness bind them
     
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    I wanted mi washing. Ironing and cooking doing. Is that a good enough reason.
    "OUCH, Sorry love" :confused:,
     
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    So did I, so I did them myself. Happiness all round.
     
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    "Tut tut. Modern men eh." :);)
     
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