How long do footy medicals normally take?

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  1. Dragon Tyke

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    Just wonderung?
     
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    Are you Stanley Unwin?
     
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    Wtaf??!
     
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    LOL I have fingers like oigs tits Marc :D
     
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    My fingers like pigs tits again MF :confused:
     
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    No offence to @Dragon Tyke... Any excuse to post a Stanley Unwin Clip

     
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    Depends how bad the leg is broken in our case.
     
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    Gonna take ages cos they'll be in awe of his lithesome body :p
     
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    Minimum of around 3 hours. When the club signed Miguel Mostto his medical took 3 days. (kinda)

    He came from a region in Peru where they chewed on a certain plants leaves. They then ended up having extra tests done on him to ensure it wasn’t a banned substance as he had stated he used local plants to help his recovery. At the time he had a slipped disc just before joining us. The club obviously feared it was cocaine.

    True story
     
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    Blimey, Mr Badger will need a full box of kleenex if he sees this...
     
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