There was a young woman from Madras Who had an incredible ass Not plump round and pink Like you’d probably think But one with big ears that eats grass
Mary had a little lamb She kept it in a bucket She took it down the garden path And the dog tried to eat it
There once was a man from Japan Whose limericks never would scan. He said "I get on just fine "Until the last line "And then I always try to fit in as many words as I possibly can."
A woman who lived down in Darton Had eyes only for Joey Barton She'd pluck pubic hair From her underwear And send it to him in a carton by Richard Kell
By golly I'm starting to smell Cried the old man who lived in Birdwell I never get clean I read my magazine And the poetry of Richard Kell by Richard Kell
In owd Barnsley A tale I'll spin Of a club that can't help but lose its kin. They sell their stars so bright, And managers take flight, Leaving fans in perpetual spin.
Another year in league one Sadly we thought it wouldn't come How wrong were we No future could we see But supporting the Reds is fun
There once was a bloke called M Duff Who really could not give a stuff He tricked us with lies Then said his goodbyes Cos he thinks he's much better than Clough
Theres this teams whos mascots a tyke With its "moves" why do I still like? Take this week for example Another prime sample Manager/coach has got on his bike.
We once had a manager Duff His work it seemed up to snuff However at t'end of the season Some would say without reason He decided he'd just had enough
Mary had a little skirt the split was up the side every time she wore the skirt the boys could see her thighs she also had another skirt the split was up the front she didn't wear that one much though.
Our current CEO, name of Khaled, Was famous for his chicken flat bread He gave cryptic clues About some big news What a great time for being a Red!
Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon 2000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon
A Barnsley lad said banging a fat ass is one thing i do best, A Sheep is fine, A Pig is Divine, But a Fat lass from Kendray is the Best
Sadly it's same old story Another tale like jackanory We sell on the cheap Staff we want we can't keep The fans ain't in it for glory
RedStriker put out a request, For limericks on BBS, Some turned out fine, But some didn't rhyme, And some were a right fùcking mess.
Fork off Judas Michael Duffy His lies have got him what he needs His promises all shi*e He's just a fly by night Barnsley will still win the Football league.
A fat lass from Barnsley did tricks, She handled 5 dicks with her tricks, And one day she cried out, and took out her glass eye, And now she does six Dicks