O/T Single again now.

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  1. Stephen Dawson

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    Some great advice. It's helping having my parents and all my hobbies and interests are easy to start doing again. My model railway collection is at my parents as are my Golf clubs. I can start walking round the Race course to start with to get some weight off until it's safer to do more rigorous exercise. Reading never been my thing but I'm enjoying watching sleuthing programmes on ITV 3. Wire in the Blood etc.
     
    Stephen Dawson, May 25, 2023
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    Get yourself in a good position at the 3F pole - it's a short finishing straight! And come over to the stands rail if the ground is soft! :)
     
    orsenkaht, May 25, 2023
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    Nutbag Groomer or Bro Balls Pack ?
     
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    Fantastic advice, much of which I found helped me when I went through it.

    You should post more :)
     
    TitusMagee, May 25, 2023
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    Yes, I can see why you’ve not had too many Girlfriends. I think it’s the company you keep:rolleyes:
     
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    I was a late bloomer. Didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty. Then they came like London buses.
     
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    There’s some excellent advice here Young Stephen. My own advice would be simple. Don’t let your mates take you out for a night in Rotherham, end up in a nightclub, dance with a beautiful women until the early hours, then as the lights go up, discover the reason she appeared to struggle with some of the Quicker numbers was because she had a wooden leg. Honestly mate watch out for that. Could happen to anyone.
    Take care.
     
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    When you say came….?
     
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    They all did. I'm good in bed.
     
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    where you heading to before the match? Few beers in the Box? Could give @Merde Tete a few tips ;)
     
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    My mate went out with a lass that had a false leg, on the first night that they slept together she went to bed first and put the false leg on the dressing table stool, when he went in the bedroom he saw the false leg and his actual words to her was" f**kin hell love no need to open thi legs that much, mi c*cks not that big"
     
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    Yeah Fox in the Box :D.
     
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    Am i allowed to chuckle....
     
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    :D:D
     
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    You know what they say about baldness SD

    If you have hair loss at the back of your head You think a lot about sex

    Hair loss at the front of your head
    Then you're good in bed

    Total baldness
    Then you think you are good in bed
    Enjoy
     
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    Plenty to knock it in with too.
     
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    You should post more
     
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    Like London Buses? Smelly with lots of other people in them? :D
     
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    Unfortunately a few had seen better days.:D
     
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