How unlucky can you get!

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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Although why he was pissing on the tack in the first place is beyond me!:rolleyes:

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    North Yorks Red, Apr 23, 2023
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    I'll stop here for a wazz, what's the worst that can happen?
     
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    Was it the cow or the pensioner that was having the wazz?
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    deffo the cow!
     
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    And where does a tack come into the story ?;)
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    It was at the side of the track :p
     
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    That's a bullsh*t story.

    Err no, it was definitely a cow!. :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm in udder belief at that story.
     
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    I suppose it could have been worse if it hadda been an electrified line? :eek:
     
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    82 years old, having survived all that life has thrown at you, calmly having a wazz on a train line with a train bearing down on you, a mere 100 feet away, you're on the final shake about to stroll off cool as u like, when..........
     
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    Pull the udder one...A Train
    Train my ar5e
    This is what took place in reality...
    The cow was on its way back to earth after jumping over the moon and mis timed its return ... ...pointless asking the dog who was busy laughing I understand, or the cat who was busy on the fiddle...you will be telling us next the bowl was running away with a spoon ....the reason there was a smell of urine , the pensioner was in a post office queue .waiting for his pension...
     
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    I’ve a serious beef with this story, paper simply milking it, just bull ****.
     
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    Nailed it there methinks.
     
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