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  1. Deafening Silence

    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    Last night I had a ridiculous dream wherein I was in a fishing competition that before you started you were allocated a whale which you had to weigh and then add the sum total of the fish to the whale to see who won.
    Anyway phones were banned so you couldn’t look up the best fishing spots and while I was fishing I was chased by some organised crime ring for the entirety of the competition. I caught nothing whilst trying to escape and eventually I managed to capsize a boat my enemies were in causing them to drown.
    I went back to collect my phone and noted the Bristol Rovers 0 Barnsley 1 full time score as the notification on the Home Screen.

    So I’ve put a fiver on it.
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Very fishy tale
     
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    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    I haven’t been fishing in 25 years
     
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    Please tell me Joey Barton was in that boat. Please!!
     
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    He cod be telling the truth.
     
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    Let's hope the Reds 'Carp e Diem' then :)
     
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    Were you reading about the police coming after the illegal streamers before you went to sleep!?
     
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    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    Don’t think so, I’d had 4 cans of Brewdog Double Hazy before bed though so don’t think that helped.
     
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    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    You need to scale back on the cheese before bedtime mate
     
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    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    That's the kind of advice George and Giorgio would share.
     
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    Tonjytyke Well-Known Member

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    Neither have I, so definitely wouldn’t have put a fiver on it!
     
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    Too early to mention the 'P' word...
     
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    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    Well… don’t listen to my dreams!
     
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    Haha, You had me hook, line and sinker with that one!
     
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