Last night I had a ridiculous dream wherein I was in a fishing competition that before you started you were allocated a whale which you had to weigh and then add the sum total of the fish to the whale to see who won. Anyway phones were banned so you couldn’t look up the best fishing spots and while I was fishing I was chased by some organised crime ring for the entirety of the competition. I caught nothing whilst trying to escape and eventually I managed to capsize a boat my enemies were in causing them to drown. I went back to collect my phone and noted the Bristol Rovers 0 Barnsley 1 full time score as the notification on the Home Screen. So I’ve put a fiver on it.