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  1. Deafening Silence

    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    #1 Deafening Silence, Mar 4, 2023
    Last night I had a ridiculous dream wherein I was in a fishing competition that before you started you were allocated a whale which you had to weigh and then add the sum total of the fish to the whale to see who won.
    Anyway phones were banned so you couldn’t look up the best fishing spots and while I was fishing I was chased by some organised crime ring for the entirety of the competition. I caught nothing whilst trying to escape and eventually I managed to capsize a boat my enemies were in causing them to drown.
    I went back to collect my phone and noted the Bristol Rovers 0 Barnsley 1 full time score as the notification on the Home Screen.

    So I’ve put a fiver on it.
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    #2 arabian_ian, Mar 4, 2023
    Very fishy tale
     
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    Deafening Silence Well-Known Member

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    #3 Deafening Silence, Mar 4, 2023
    I haven’t been fishing in 25 years
     
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    #4 Julian Broddle's Perm, Mar 4, 2023
    Please tell me Joey Barton was in that boat. Please!!
     
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    #5 dreamboy3000, Mar 4, 2023
    He cod be telling the truth.
     
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    #6 Tekkytyke, Mar 4, 2023
    Let's hope the Reds 'Carp e Diem' then :)
     
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    #7 Redhelen, Mar 4, 2023
    Were you reading about the police coming after the illegal streamers before you went to sleep!?
     
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    #8 Deafening Silence, Mar 4, 2023
    Don’t think so, I’d had 4 cans of Brewdog Double Hazy before bed though so don’t think that helped.
     
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    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    #9 Chef Tyke, Mar 4, 2023
    You need to scale back on the cheese before bedtime mate
     
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    #10 dreamboy3000, Mar 4, 2023
    That's the kind of advice George and Giorgio would share.
     
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    #11 Tonjytyke, Mar 4, 2023
    Neither have I, so definitely wouldn’t have put a fiver on it!
     
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    #12 Micky Finn, Mar 4, 2023
    Too early to mention the 'P' word...
     
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    #13 Deafening Silence, Mar 4, 2023
    Well… don’t listen to my dreams!
     
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    #14 KyoteTyke, Mar 4, 2023
    Haha, You had me hook, line and sinker with that one!
     
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