Barry Cotter Barry is short for Barryisland His favourite biscuit is orange club. He was once arrested on suspicion of biting the head off a fish in a restaurant, however the police soon realised they'd got the wrong Barry C. He has a tattoo of a squirrel on his left thigh. He doesn't like Lord of the Rings, but does enjoy the Hobbit, and Holby City. His vehicle of choice is the Amphicar model 770. He has a phobia of sandpaper. His high-school nickname was Barry 2 spades, because he owns 2 spades. He onced borrowed a whisk from his next door neighbour, and never returned it. His favourite musical artist is Jona Lewie. He's never drank Magners.
He is a huge fan of the rock band U2 and as a tribute he recently completed a row of topiary sculptures at his home, each one depicting the bands guitarist. He affectionately refers to it as "The Hedge".
His nickname is The Sea Slug, as in a training accident, he once severed his own head with a chainsaw. But just like the Sea Slug, after a couple of hours he had grown a new body.
Because of his intense dislike for hardcore pornography, Barry's idol is 1980's morality campaigner Mary Whitehouse. Barry's trademark goal celebration is to don a pair of Dame Edna Everage style black spectacles and to deliver a 5 minute lecture to the home fans on the dangers of masturbation in homage to his hero. Barry owns a lovely horse Barry had a minor chart hit in Ireland with a cover of Frankie Goes to Hollywood's 1983 hit "Relax"; his version entitled "Chill Out - Don't Do It - (When you wanna jizz) charted at 74 in the Irish charts and saw particular popularity in Donegal nightspots Barry's squad number is 97 as it is the largest 2 digit prime number
