Heresy. The worst liquorice allsort does not exist. My Xmas confectionary of choice, whilst everyone else gets stuck into the Quality Street, I've got my own box of Bertie Bassetts, cos no one else likes them. Lovely.
Quality post. I've haven't had one since a Bertie Bassett was one of the options, so I'm guessing that's a long time. But I can taste them now and I'm back in Darton West. And I also want some torpedoes, cherry lips and floral gums. When I was a child, the plain liquorice tube was the worst but I think I'd like that now. I liked the nobbly ones as a kid, but I'm guessing I really wouldn't now. I can taste them and they tasted like medicine. The coconutty ones are the best, they're sensational. Pastel yellow and pink wheels with a black axel, they looked as good as they tasted. Liquorice Allsorts and absolutely massive fannies in two days. You're on fire. I once fingered a girl with an absolutely massive fanny. Although 'arming' her is probably a more accurate description. I nearly fell in.
I’m glad I read your post to the end. I almost prematurely ‘liked’ and replied in agreement. I had the exact same liquorice all sorts experience anyway, can’t say the same for your last paragraph.
It wasn't disturbing for either one of us. But it did happen. She was lovely but very big. She pinched my favourite boxer shorts and T-shirt that she slept in. Just thought I'd give you a story. I hope she's had a brilliant life.