Shittest Liquorice Allsort Poll

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Which is the worst in the box?

  1. Them blue or pink nobbly ones

    17 vote(s)
    24.3%

  2. Plain liquorice tube

    20 vote(s)
    28.6%

  3. Bertie Bassett

    3 vote(s)
    4.3%

  4. The round coconutty ones

    18 vote(s)
    25.7%

  5. Fondant sandwich ones

    8 vote(s)
    11.4%

  6. Liquorice tube with fondant in the middle

    4 vote(s)
    5.7%
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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    But which one is the Scott Wiseman of the box?
     
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    Missing an "All the Above" option.
     
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    They are all *****. Horrible choice of spice.
     
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    Heresy.
    The worst liquorice allsort does not exist.
    My Xmas confectionary of choice, whilst everyone else gets stuck into the Quality Street, I've got my own box of Bertie Bassetts, cos no one else likes them. Lovely.
     
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    Quality post. I've haven't had one since a Bertie Bassett was one of the options, so I'm guessing that's a long time. But I can taste them now and I'm back in Darton West. And I also want some torpedoes, cherry lips and floral gums.

    When I was a child, the plain liquorice tube was the worst but I think I'd like that now. I liked the nobbly ones as a kid, but I'm guessing I really wouldn't now. I can taste them and they tasted like medicine. The coconutty ones are the best, they're sensational. Pastel yellow and pink wheels with a black axel, they looked as good as they tasted.

    Liquorice Allsorts and absolutely massive fannies in two days. You're on fire. I once fingered a girl with an absolutely massive fanny. Although 'arming' her is probably a more accurate description. I nearly fell in.
     
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    Coconut rolls are the best.
     
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    Wow. That can of worms is truly open.. :eek:
     
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    Another vote for “all”.
     
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    I can’t vote as I love them all.
     
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    Any which are Brown for me… The rest I don’t mind.
     
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    Can't stand liquorice, so I'm another vote for "all of em".
     
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    :D I’m glad I read your post to the end. I almost prematurely ‘liked’ and replied in agreement. I had the exact same liquorice all sorts experience anyway, can’t say the same for your last paragraph.
     
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    Absolutely horrific confectionary.

    I’d rather eat a 1970’s hairy fanny (See other thread)
     
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    Whatever next. People eat any kind of muck. They will be saying they love Black Jacks next.
     
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    It took a disturbing turn, that last paragraph. Romantic nostalgia melt down.. :eek:
     
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    Racist.!! :eek:
     
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    Yes I also love them.
     
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    Does anyone like sucking a fisherman’s friend?
     
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    Aniseed balls beat liquorice hands down.
     
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    It wasn't disturbing for either one of us. But it did happen. She was lovely but very big. She pinched my favourite boxer shorts and T-shirt that she slept in.

    Just thought I'd give you a story.

    I hope she's had a brilliant life.
     
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