Man United vs Middlesbrough

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by dreamboy3000, Feb 4, 2022.

  1. BarnsleyBomber

    BarnsleyBomber Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2013
    Messages:
    4,681
    Likes Received:
    2,178
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Greenland
    Style:
    XenForo - Xenith Reds
    100% agree with rule.
     
    Voice of Reason likes this.
  2. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2005
    Messages:
    15,213
    Likes Received:
    12,601
    Occupation:
    Music Producer/DJ/Promoter and Owner of Hush Hush
    Location:
    www.hushhush-events.com
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    When you are commentating on here I might look on Hesgoal to see if there’s another BBS to utilise.
     
    Old Goat, Redhelen, YT and 1 other person like this.
  3. pompey_red

    pompey_red Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 27, 2005
    Messages:
    13,581
    Likes Received:
    9,644
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Fareham
    Style:
    Barnsley Dark
    100% guaranteed if the defender had done the same it would have been a penalty
     
    Redhelen likes this.
  4. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2005
    Messages:
    59,659
    Likes Received:
    26,275
    Location:
    DB3K Towers
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Cheers :D Instead of complaining about having to listen to Sam Matterface I did something about it by finding English commentary with someone better.
     
    Redarmy87 likes this.
  5. Redarmy87

    Redarmy87 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2018
    Messages:
    4,917
    Likes Received:
    6,857
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    You did right :D Matterface is an appalling commentator, I always expect him to get better but he never does. Gaffe after gaffe. Like listening to Partridge doing the footy
     
    Redhelen likes this.
  6. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    43,326
    Likes Received:
    31,940
    Location:
    On Sofa
    Style:
    Barnsley
    Is Sam Matterface a real name and a real person? Sounds made-up to me. Like Boaty McBoatface. Like there's something a matter with his face.
     
    Redhelen and Redarmy87 like this.
  7. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2005
    Messages:
    16,648
    Likes Received:
    14,666
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Harrogate
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    For the penalties, every time the ball went under the keeper I couldn't understand the commentator keep saying ohh he got there early or went too early.
    If he'd got there early the ball would've hit him!
     
    Redarmy87 likes this.
  8. SuperTyke

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2005
    Messages:
    55,705
    Likes Received:
    29,856
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    Speaking of his name. His kids first name is a last name. He married Natalie Sawyer and decided to just use the surnames without a first name so his kid is called Sawyer matterface.
     
    Redarmy87 likes this.
  9. Redarmy87

    Redarmy87 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2018
    Messages:
    4,917
    Likes Received:
    6,857
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    'What's the matter, Sam?'
    'Nothing, mam'
    'Come on Sam, what's the matter?'
    'It's nothing Mam'
    'Well tell your face'
    'What do you mean?'
    'I'll have to start calling you matter face'
    'What?'
    'Like that boat: boaty mcboatface'
    'What?'
    'But instead what's-the-matterface'
    'Tha what?'
    'That's right, matter face, Sam Matterface'
    'Mam...'
    'Sam...'
    'It's decided Sam Matterface, you will be famous my child. But turn that frown upside down, Sam'
    'Mam...'
    'Sam...'
     
    Redhelen likes this.
  10. Redarmy87

    Redarmy87 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2018
    Messages:
    4,917
    Likes Received:
    6,857
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    What a peculiar individual :D
     
    Redhelen likes this.

Share This Page