Phrases that make you switch the telly off:

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  1. Tyk

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    ‘…with Paddy Mcguiness’

    ‘Your commentator is Jonathon Pearce’

    ‘according to Imperial College, London’
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Dec 17, 2021
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    ‘Good evening we’re live from Oakwell tonight’
     
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    "And its over to Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon"
     
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    "The Judges!".

    Actually it makes me feel like putting a brick through the telly....
     
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    Presented by James Corden

    Over to Sam Matterface

    We'll ask Dr Hilary
     
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    Daisy daisy daisy.
    Pour homme, pour femme.
     
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    And next it's Lorraine Kelly
     
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    "Alternative comedy" means it's an alternative to comedy. "Live from the Apollo" means after Jack Dee's deadpan intro it won't be funny.
     
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    So
     
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    The results are in In no particular order
     
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    Feel like I’ve just walked in to a transcript of Mock the Week!
     
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    I've never understood the dislike for Paddy McGuiness. I can see why some would find him annoying, but he's largely inoffensive.

    Jonathan Pearce is a ***** commentator though I agree "oh that should have been a penalty right there", the game doesn't kick off for another hour Jonathan.
     
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