I spotted a link to an adult site a few days ago, but a mate warned me about it so I didn't click it. He said if I clickced it my loptop would get unfected wit a vyrus, wich wud modifi my tipping and caus words to bi gurbled. Be wormed!!
Speaking of adult material… Yesterday, there was a huge pile of printing left next to the printer. On closer inspection it was a 190 page porn ‘story’. Every single line was the most explicit, hardcore pornography. It wasn’t a story with some smutty scenes, it was non stop BDSM. So that was a fun afternoon tracking down how that appeared there and who printed it.
How close an inspection was required to identify that "Every single line was the most explicit, hardcore pornography."?
Not much to be fair. I picked lots of pages at random and any line I looked at was the same. Wasn’t quite sure what to think when management asked me if I knew which book it was from. Spoiler: it definitely wasn’t from a book, there’s no way that was getting published.