If YOU were the head coach …

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  1. icer

    icer Well-Known Member

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    #1 icer, Nov 6, 2021
    What would be your first team talk be. One sentence only.
     
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    #2 Tyke1, Nov 6, 2021
    Woodrow your not in squad
     
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    #3 Donks, Nov 6, 2021
    Yeah, because that’s the real problem...
     
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    #4 Old Goat, Nov 7, 2021
    One sentence only? Even @Bossman would struggle to sort this mess out with a single sentence.

    We need something along these lines...

     
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    #5 leythtyke, Nov 7, 2021
     
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    #6 bfcted, Nov 7, 2021
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    Well kind of is one of the problems. Captains meant to set an example, not give half arsed effort, complain to other players instead of giving encouragement and in the meantime not been able to complete a half decent pass all game
     
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    #7 bfcted, Nov 7, 2021
    Shouldn't be captain for me
     
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    #8 Jay, Nov 7, 2021
    Anybody here want to learn how to play football?
     
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    #9 redrum, Nov 7, 2021
    Stop been ****
     
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    #10 Nottinghamtyke, Nov 7, 2021
    That is so spot on and Austrian-American this time should fit right in.
     
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    #11 Helvellyn Red, Nov 7, 2021
    Fck off the lot of you the u18s are playing today.
     
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    #12 Chief, Nov 7, 2021
    Lads, I am resigning, si thi!
     
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    #13 Mido, Nov 7, 2021
    Win you ********
     
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    #14 Micky Finn, Nov 7, 2021
    Cauley.....could I have a word?
     
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    #15 Didcot Red, Nov 7, 2021
    This is a sentence I sometimes used when I was in charge of a team in the North Berks League:

    Look at your colleagues shirts and always pass to player wearing that colour shirt.
     
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    #16 Bossman, Nov 7, 2021
    Right lads, folk have paid good money to watch this ***** and they’re quickly stopping giving a ****** and you lot are to blame.
     
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    #17 BrunNer, Nov 7, 2021
    Purremintwallbottom
     
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    #18 Plankton Pete, Nov 7, 2021
    Is English your second language?
     
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    #19 Shepley Red, Nov 7, 2021
    :D:D
     
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    #20 Duntpasstome, Nov 7, 2021
    Try not to let those nob heads in the crowd screaming at you for mis placing a pass or not chasing a ball down that there is no point chasing affect your game because you are very good footballers and when you get it together you can beat anyone in this league.
     
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