The Fresh Prince of Oulaire

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
     
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    I whistled for a cab and look what turned up. It was Paul Conway:
     
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    I pulled up to Oakwell about seven or eight
    And I yelled to my agent, 'Yo, homes wheres my visa?'
     
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    Now, this is a story all about how
    My football world flipped upside down
    And I liked to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became a target man known as Prince Oularè

    In west Waregen, born and raised
    On the subs bench at Watford I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    Winning G’s off Troy Deeney shootin some pool

    When a couple of guys called Paul and Dane
    Said Barnsley was for me and t’chase Dike like fame
    I got on one little flight and the government got scared
    They said 'You'll never play for Barnsley, we don’t believe you’re Prince Oularè
     
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    Winner!
     
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    I whistled for my Mum when it became clear
    The paperwork was sketchy and Dane was no longer here
    If anything I can say this club’s a nightmare
    But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'My name’s Prince Oularè'

    I pulled up to Oakwell it was mid-September ish
    And I yelled to the crowd 'Yo, Reds, you gotcha wish'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To play up front alone as the main man Prince Oularè
     
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    ....... isn't the accent on the e acute, so therefore doesn't rhyme with the Fresh Prince tune?
     
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    They're both rhyming couplet traditional rap Belgians actually. i'm surprised that you did not know this.

    One of them sent me this:

    Got an FA can't add up my points

    Gotta gaffer diss' my aching joints

    (Gotta brainfreeze thinking Marcus Schopp

    Gotta budget more like Jurgen Klopp)

    Got a job, not even on the bench

    Gotta fanbase none of 'em speak French

    Got a fellow Belgian - call him bro'

    Got a chance of "laiking" ? We don't know

    Gotta say the need for me is stark

    Gotta think I'm twice as good as Clarke*

    Gotta think I'll get into the team

    Gotta get a visa, live the dream.


    * Not Alan
     
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    Only if you’re super pedantic and have even more spare time on your hands than me
     
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    drink-drunk.gif
     
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    Try telling that to someone who is French!
     
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