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  1. shed131

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    In the early hours of this morning , around 330 am....I senced something wasn't right...
    I realised, that the spinning sensation , I was somehow experiencing coupled with the fact that I was floating towards the bedroom window was not me dreaming, but in fact real....
    Then total numbness and bright light....
    On coming round....
    It appears I've been abducted by an alien force and I'm on my way to far off lands in another Galaxy.....must go....not enough charge on my phone.....don't know when I will be back .......
     
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    show this to your captors they’ll know what it means . Could save your life .

    Brrrrttt chic. Brrrrtttwobk crrrrriyyyy tic wewvvvbbb .
     
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    tenor.gif
     
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    It’s a good internet connection wherever you are. Beware of the roaming charges though.
     
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    How's the ring?
     
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    if you breakdown give me a ring, my tools are well rusty but i think i can just about remember my way around a warp drive
     
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    Could be tricky. All the dilithium crystals are still stuck on container ships in the Suez.
     
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    Say hi to Emma Sams from us Earthlings.
     
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    Tell us a joke we know
     
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    Another on his way to West Brom.
     
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    Video wiped by the Men In Black.
     
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    You leaving on a jet plane...?
     
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    you been probed yet?
     
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    Nanu nanu.
     
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    Stop probing.. :rolleyes:
     
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    Could be "keep probing.. "
     
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    kinky :)
     
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    i stocked from a mate in germany before brexit and a couple of reconditioned skirmandizer valves for T.I.E. fighters ( twin ion engines)
     
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    See.
     
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