[OFFICIAL SITE] Laundry opportunities

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  1. Jack Tatty

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    Due to staff restructuring positions are now open for people to apply to work in the laundry department.

    Requirements

    Must have 65 years experience of working at Buckingham Palace.

    A degree in quantity surveying.

    Must be related to Giles Brandriff or equivalent

    Must hold a Fork lift truck license

    Only people called Hector or Quincy Von Lagertopp or Avocado will be considered

    Hours

    All of them

    Salary

    Two Chinese burns and a bag of pork scratchings per week
     
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    Jack Tatty, Jun 23, 2021
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    lol ha ha
     
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    But don't worry, you will get tons of experience in the industry to get another unpaid gig at next club and eventually might get paid a barely livable wage.
     
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    Does it include washing **** and piss off car windscreens ?
    If it does I’m out .
     
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    Only bird **** from stadium seats.
     
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    I've applied. But told them after about a year or so I'll be off to another Championship club for more reward and they said that was fine.
     
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