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  1. MDG

    MDG Well-Known Member

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    Just thought I'd ask on here, sorry if it's not allowed, admin can delete if so.

    Drop me a pm if so and you are looking for a Reporting Analyst role.

    Ideally experience with Excel, VBA, SQL, BI tools like Qlikview, Power BI.

    Cheers.
     
    MDG, May 26, 2021
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    Old Goat Well-Known Member

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    You do know that the average age of BBS members is 87?
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    I’ve got a pencil and a rubber and I’m a dab hand on my Spectrum ZX.
     
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    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    I'd love to know your shortlist if you could choose anyone from the BBS!!
     
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    One of my regrets in life is not learning more about databases when I was at college (half a life time ago). I wasn't that bad at them, and if I'd gone down that route (as I can't program), I may have done a lot better for myself.

    Sorry, this in no way helps the OP.
     
    TonyTyke, May 26, 2021
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    Boaty Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Bossman...... very efficient in his analytical reporting.
     
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    Durkar Red Well-Known Member

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    I’ve plenty of experience using excel but I prefer the softer toilet paper brands nowadays
     
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  8. Tyke The Tree-Frog

    Tyke The Tree-Frog Well-Known Member

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    If you think those are the numbers he should be concerned about... Wait until he sees the average IQ :p
     
    Tyke The Tree-Frog, May 26, 2021
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    mansfield_red Well-Known Member

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    Also 87.
     
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    I could do with an all round handy man for tenner a hour round my house. Not a gay porn shoot, I promise. :rolleyes:
     
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    MDG Well-Known Member

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    Well I thought I'd ask on here first cos it saves the disappointment further down the line when the new starters announce they are fond of the blunts or wendies.
     
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    Tyke The Tree-Frog Well-Known Member

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    Not interested then, thanks :D
     
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    Well there's your problem. That sort of nonsense should get weeded out in the interview, if not before.

    I once employed a Forest fan - never again.
     
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    Thanks to Kewell and Viduka I'm surrounded by Leeds fans here in the office. The innocents have no idea why supporting Leeds could be seen as a bad thing. I feel bad explaining. It's surprising there aren't more Wednesday fans really.
     
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    I'd be no good as I'm experienced in Anderson Boyer shearers, Dosco dint-headers and road-headers and tools like Pick's and shovels and I can throw a locker in a runaway tub from 10 yards I do support Barnsley FC with Penistone Church as my second team the only thing in my favour. :D
     
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    select TeamName as "Team Name"
    from league_table
    where division = 'Championship'
    and position = 24;

    Team Name
    --------------------------------
    Sheffield Washday


    Do I get the job?
     
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    No 'cos Sheffield C U Next Tuesday's are in League 1 :)
     
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    Runtime error: Stack overflow, variable too massive.
     
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    Funnily enough I probably qualify. But happily retired (almost)!
     
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    And weirdly I’m thinking of a career change, :)
     
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