As an educational consultant involves me working in 10 schools and with hundreds of kids and staff on a two week cycle. So why oh why is the teacher I'm working with tomorrow a Wednesday fan!!!
My son has a similar job and covers a few schools in Rotherham. He won’t be looking forward to going in tomorrow
Just sing going down, going down, going down at them, I'm sure it won't impact on your professionalism at all!
Always revert to sarcasm mate...”I know I’m so gutted, I’d give anything to swap places with you, you must be elated with this result and season in general?”
We are doing excel spreadsheets tomorrow - profit and loss lesson maybe? A football club is losing 1.5 million a month- coupled with loss of championship money how much will they be in sh**t creak by Christmas. You must factor in wage caps ...
Remind them how they will be missing their cup final next year when they can’t come to us for a crumb of comfort and congratulate them on beating top teams like us, and Bormuff!
It’s at times like these that I bring out my “Swiss Army Knife” response - always useful when you’re in a bit of a spot. Tell him to **** off.