Kid from Barnsley “Which are your favourite Spice ( sweets in north Barnsley) Mr Sunak.” Sunak “ My favourite Spice is err um, Posh Spice. Followed by Scary spice, Kid “Sorry Mr Sunak. Spice as in sweets.” Sunak. “ Err um leather 3 piece. or a nice Chaise longue” Kid “ No Mr Sunak sweets you can get from sailor sid’s” Sunak “ oh, sailor sids. I suppose that’ll have to be fishermen’s friends’ Kid “Sorry? Fishermen’s friends.?” Sunak “Yes, those that make you feel all nice and warm inside. Suck on em but don’t swallow” Kid from tarn. “ what the fcku has sex got to do with it ya Pervy get” al get mi coit.
Jeremy Vine is another one. His show once covered alcohol consumption, and people were phoning in talking about their experiences. One or two people talked about going to the pub and drinking a gallon or more in a session and he was shocked! He had no idea that some people actually drank that much. ......and he went to Uni
Kinell - When me and @albatross used to go to the matches, meet in the pub at 10am and be staggering around town at 2am blindo we must have done 20+ pints. This is 12 years ago before I got married I must add. A gallon is a Thursday night at the Pub quiz in Barnsley.
I went on a trip to Swansea with some rugby lads a few years ago and had a doctors appointment when I got back and the doctor asked about my alcohol consumption over the weekend for an example. Cheeky bugger left a letter for a local AA group with my prescription.
