old bird gives birth at 70!

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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Wisdom the albatross, the world's oldest known wild bird, has had a chick at the age of at least 70.
     
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    GILF....Gull I'd Like to.......:)
     
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    Fillet?
     
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    ha ha quality work, she will be 86 by the time he or she leaves school ridiculous
     
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    Do you get wafers with it?
     
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    10 doors up from us.
     
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    Any more of that and you will be up before the beak.
     
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    Is the dad a shag?
     
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    Who is the father? Wayne Rooney?
     
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    No it's just a fk*cing albatross.

    (edit. The actual response, Hollywood bowl version, is much ruder, having now watched it again for the first time in years. "Of course you don't get fk*cing wafers with it you see you next Tuesday."
     
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    What flavour is it?
     
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    It's just fk*cing Albatross flavour
     
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