A joy to be alive... or not, if you watch afternoon tv.

the donkey with the wonky feet upsets me, carrying bricks up that Indian building site

 

I sent £20 in after seeing the snow leopards advert and the ******** still haven't sent me my fur coat.

 

Yes, the one where they're all smiles and the telesales rep tells the customer "that'll be £7 a month for £700,000 cover"
Then when you ring them and give your age and lifestyle details they quote £700,000 a month for £7 cover. Joke but not far off! Well at least they did with me. When I queried the high premium I was told I'm in a high risk category as I support Barnsley and therefore am more prone to heart attacks and depression

Luckily I wasn't bothered as I only did it for the free pen-and it never came!

Robbers

 

“Three million pound striker?”.... “The Sty helped pay for it”