Wear a mask during sex....

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  1. Lor

    Lordtyke Well-Known Member

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    "Consider wearing a face mask if you're having sex with someone outside your household, Canada's top health official advises.

    Dr Theresa Tam also suggested it's best to avoid kissing."

    Not the news I was expecting to read on the BBC website this morning....

    Cue the witty responses :D
     
    Lordtyke, Sep 3, 2020
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  2. Tarntyke

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    Have the word Gimp printed on it, ohh just a sec,how do I apply for a patent?
     
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    With some of my history in that regard it might have been a tad easier if her face had been covered...

    They’d probably say the same of me!!!
     
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    Already have to wear a Jonny Wilkinson mask (if the lights are on) does that count?
     
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    Presumably certain positions have an exemption?
     
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    The double bag system should do the trick then.
    Still at least it gives a good excuse for it without offending your partner
     
    Farnham_Red, Sep 3, 2020
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    I always wear the scream mask, anyway...
     
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    Now they’re trying to scare people into stopping having sex? Well that’s not sinister at all.
     
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    I’ve been wearing a George Moncur mask during sex for the last few years. Works a treat with the mrs and she also knows I’m not going to mucky the sheets.
     
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    First time I came across masks was in a brothel in Germany....whilst having technology sex in fact not only was it a mask I wore it was a full Donald duck head mask she also gave me springs for my hands and feet....when i inquired why the madam of the house replied ....its the four sprung duck technique.....
    (vorsprung durch technik....).........after I finished and got dressed and I set off out of the room without paying..... the young lady shouts....Mark's Mark's...

    I replied 8 out of ten ...

    Taxi......
     
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    I assume this is sex which comes with no physical contact then? I've been having that kind of sex for years
     
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    I knew someone'd get it.

    Love Danny McBride.
     
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